Monday, November 7, 2011
Help my Claw has failed me?!?
It never happened before; I didn't think it would ever happen but The Claw has failed me. I don't know what to do, I thought I was doing everything right but when I went to reach for that cereal box, The Claw has failed. The box slipped from its grip, now there's a bunch of cereal of cereal on my kitchen floor. I tried to sweep it up but again, THE CLAW HAS FAILED! It FAILED!. The broom slipped from its grip, and the catapult mechanism was activated mistakenly by my shaking hands causing the broom to launched out the window -- which The Claw has failed to close btw. Help! I don't know what to do! I'm an elderly man living alone and there's none in the house who can clean up the cereal mess in the kitchen, except for The Human, he is locked in The Cage right now -- which has also failed, it is broken! What do I do? Should I use The Caller to call for help?
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